With alluring decadence, this heart-warming legend, set in modern-day Australia, depicts friends, drunkentailor (Alan Cumming) and mistress_marian (Pia Miranda), who find themselves subject to malice, due to the fact that a chance meeting has been initiated by his unscrupulous cousin, drunkinheels (Jimmy Fallon). The only way a film could be more moving is if it was screening during flight.
Why couldn't they have been goddamn sent to William? Why?
Bought th'lad a set o' soldiers today, but he still insists on taking fabric behind me back fer his dollies. I just hope they're women for the soldiers, as those glass blokes could use one 'r three after being in Avery's shop fer so long. I'm takin' me dear time on makin' him that forrest green waistcoat...and thinkin' about makin' it a few sizes too small. Spoiled brat.
Marian: Does she know yet ingame that Tuck's off the hootch? Tuck: She must have noticed the lack of a buldge in his front pocket. Marian: She just thinks he's impotent. Tuck: No. The vest pocket. Marian: Oh. That.
You're NAUGHTY sexy! You have a super sexy style, a little skimpy at times, but it does bring attention to you. Just make sure it's the right kind of attention.
Awright, as good as it is fer business, I've just about had goddamn enough of ye fat assed rich blokes popping seams. I keep making yer pants bigger, and ye keep getting fatter. I should start taking in th'goddamn waistbands. If ye can't bloody breathe whene'er ye pull up yer breeches, maybe ye'll get th'idea.
Hiding me flask isn' near as effective when I'm sober.
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