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[30 Jan 2006|07:14pm]
I LOVE PANTS EVEN MORE THAN I LOVE WHEELER.
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[18 Jan 2006|05:10pm]
Tuckerella Wheeler.
Mrs. Lanclott Wheeler.
Mrs. Wheeler.
Mrs. Tuckerella Wheeler.
Ella Wheeler.
Mrs. Ella Wheeler.
Tuckerella Christopher-Wheeler
Ella Christopher-Wheeler
Mrs. Christopher-Wheeler
Mrs. Tuckerella Christopher-Wheeler
Mrs. Ella Christopher-Wheeler
Tuckerella Willington-Christopher-Wheeler...

I'm starting t'get the hang o' this corset business. )
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[26 Dec 2005|03:51pm]
I look damn good in a dress and I almost got in t'Luke Dalby's pants.

:D
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OOC [10 Oct 2005|12:26pm]
Tucker. )
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[09 Oct 2005|02:32pm]
Drunkentailor in Severely Dated
With alluring decadence, this heart-warming legend, set in modern-day Australia, depicts friends, [info]drunkentailor (Alan Cumming) and [info]mistress_marian (Pia Miranda), who find themselves subject to malice, due to the fact that a chance meeting has been initiated by his unscrupulous cousin, [info]drunkinheels (Jimmy Fallon). The only way a film could be more moving is if it was screening during flight.
Produced by ianiceboy
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Three cheers fer our favorite French bastard. [29 Sep 2005|07:15pm]
SHE SAID YES.

Th'goddamn gold-digging whore.
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[30 Aug 2005|10:58pm]
And 'ere was much rejoycin' o'er the deaths of me fair cousins.

Beers all around!
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[07 Aug 2005|12:43pm]
Why couldn't they have been goddamn sent to William? Why?

Bought th'lad a set o' soldiers today, but he still insists on taking fabric behind me back fer his dollies. I just hope they're women for the soldiers, as those glass blokes could use one 'r three after being in Avery's shop fer so long. I'm takin' me dear time on makin' him that forrest green waistcoat...and thinkin' about makin' it a few sizes too small. Spoiled brat.
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[27 Jul 2005|10:25am]

Your Deadly Sins



Lust: 100%

Envy: 80%

Pride: 80%

Greed: 40%

Sloth: 40%

Wrath: 40%

Gluttony: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 54%

You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.




Christ Awmighty. No more ugly girls.
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[25 Jul 2005|10:17am]
You Are an Irish Coffee

At your best, you are: wild, spontaneous, and outgoing

At your worst, you are: too extreme and reckless

You drink coffee when: you want to keep drinking booze

Your caffeine addiction level: low



GODDAMNIT I AM NOT IRISH.
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[19 Jul 2005|10:31am]
Your Penis Name is: Little Juan




...

:(
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[18 Jul 2005|04:55pm]
I just don' give up. )
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[13 Jul 2005|10:15pm]
Eliza and Jack. )
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[13 Jul 2005|04:37pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

Marian: Does she know yet ingame that Tuck's off the hootch?
Tuck: She must have noticed the lack of a buldge in his front pocket.
Marian: She just thinks he's impotent.
Tuck: No. The vest pocket.
Marian: Oh. That.

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[04 Jul 2005|12:18am]
LiveJournal Username
What...is your name?
What...is your quest?
What...is your favorite color?
King of the Britonslaplumerouge
Not dead yetsweepingbeauty
Knight who says 'Ni!'ribbonedmidget
First to be mauled by the killer rabbitblondebadger
Has to push the pram a lotwheelerwillhang
Went to Castle Anthrax. 'Nuff said.f1sh
Is really French. Why do you think they have that outrageous accent?laplumerouge
There are some who call him/her...69jonishott69
This Fun Quiz created by PKNinja at BlogQuiz.Net
Aquarius Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

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Bloody hell. [29 Jun 2005|12:36pm]
[ mood | thoughtful ]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test


Corrupt Politicians
Circle I Limbo

Jacques Mornaix, The Navy
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Kids
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Nell Hawker, Fanny Trueman
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Germans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Avery
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Barmaids from the Wag
Circle VII Burning Sands

Dexter Morley, Cam Balgaire, Edward Morley
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Girls that don't put out, Rose
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell





You're NAUGHTY sexy! You have a super sexy style, a
little skimpy at times, but it does bring
attention to you. Just make sure it's the right
kind of attention.


What kind of sexy are you? [Revamped! More questions! More results & Pics!]
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[28 Jun 2005|06:27pm]
[ mood | Hiding. ]

Am stayin at th'Dam until further notice. Will be workin' from 'ere as well.

Don't ye dare tell Anne where I am. Tell 'er I'm dead. See if she bloody cares.

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[26 Jun 2005|10:16am]
[ mood | Pissed ]

Awright, as good as it is fer business, I've just about had goddamn enough of ye fat assed rich blokes popping seams. I keep making yer pants bigger, and ye keep getting fatter. I should start taking in th'goddamn waistbands. If ye can't bloody breathe whene'er ye pull up yer breeches, maybe ye'll get th'idea.

Hiding me flask isn' near as effective when I'm sober.

TW: TE

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